Apparently, our friends in Germany were not happy with how they were getting laid by tourists so… they made this thing:
I do appreciate the frowny face emoticons, helping me to know what NOT to do when doing a German. Um… anyway… For a write up in English, you can read the article here:
Yeah… this is a thing. I dunno if I’ll be wearing this at the gym anytime soon, though…
I have worn THIS at the gym, so I’ll probably be wearing a Luke, I am Your Spotter tank at some point in the near future.
(Looking good in my Meow-ami Vice tee!)
Sure… this is a thing… whatever…
As a Canadian… I feel as though I need to apologize for this being a thing. But, it’s a thing.
Oh, “true” love.
Good grief. THIS is a thing…
What is this company going to come out with next? Walls that can talk and rat out your kids for doing things they said they did not do?
I don’t know about you, but as much as it can be a guilty pleasure to watch The Bachelor… it tends to leave me with a strong desire to read some intense literature. Just so I can replenish the ol’ brain bank, y’know? (Their off-spring show that is Bachelor in Paradise, leaves me wanting to take a shower. I just feel gross after watching that.)
Someone thankfully, came up with this though… so I’m not running to the library as often… The Bachelor Workout is a thing!
It’s a lot healthier than a drinking game. Yay for healthy things!!
Another reason why I love Chelsea Handler. Yup! The Gotta go! app is a thing… which I totally would have used had I actually gone out with avocado man last weekend. But he cancelled. I’m assuming because he had to rush off and buy avocados.