Last night, as I was waiting to cross the street and head home, some guy decided he was going to surprise me with yawning in my face.
I had a guy yawn in my face last night.
And then off he ran into the night.
Maybe on his planet this is a mating call, a way to show his prey he is interested…. (shrugs) Or, as the gentleman beside me said (after asking if I was okay) “Maybe the men in Toronto are just nuts”. (This guy was from out of town.)